How to run late and cheese people off

1. Leave everything possible to the last minute.

2. Make sure that several deadlines collide at once for that extra pressured feeling of urgency.

3. Lose all sense of special awareness so that you will bash into things, drop heavy items on your toes and smash at least one lampshade. This will aid your goals tenfold.

4. Consider crashing the car damaging both your car and the garage to really impress your partner with your skill.

5. Finish the projects you were working on in the car on the way to the destination for that super distracted feeling.

6. Delay hitching on the trailer, finding things in the shed, getting money out of the bank and filling up with petrol to further deplete the time available.

7. Dilly dally in the shops and lose all sense of time passing before you begin. Then try on your new clothes also.

8. Converse with the once a decade visit from the Kingdom Hall missionaries just as you are about to make a start.

9. Ingest a good quantity of caffeine for that added wide-eyed enjoyment of your day.

10. Once all your errands are done, make certain you have forgotten several necessary items for the following day so you can have at least a similar version of it all tomorrow.

11. Smile, you made it.